G.I. Joe : Retaliation

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Woooo~!!! Movies for 2 weeks straight~! What a way to blow holes into our pockets~! But we don't care~~ We love the movies and helping the movie industry~!
The G.I. Joes are not only fighting their mortal enemy Cobra; they are forced to contend with threats from within the government that jeopardize their very existence. - IMDB

After the 9 month delay, you'd definitely think that G.I. Joe : Retaliation was worth it.. Hmm~~ I'm sorry to disappoint you.. We're giving this a 3/5~ No, we're not fooling you because it's April 1st.. It was definitely somewhat of a disappointment. Well~~ The movie was good, but not amazing.

Good points
1. Hotties~~~ Do I need to elaborate?
2. Bruce Willis - I'm a little biased, I've always liked everything about it him. He makes the movie give a bit of a nostalgic feeling and he even provided a wonderful bit of comic relief.
3. Action Scenes - Everytime the Rock pops out his muscles and fights~~ Boom!! A huge rush of testosterone just envelops you~! (So a little word of caution parents!!) I love the scenes where they go on missions.. The stunts~! Whew! Also, the sense of teamwork, is absolutely amazing there. Makes you wonder if it's like that in the army~ I do hope so..

Bad points
1. Hotties - Dear Paramount, MGM, Skydance and Hasbro… You have got to come up with something more than a pretty face or body.. We need substance~!!
2. Bad Acting / Shallow Movie Plot - The plot was all too cliché. You can only hope for sensational acting, and you get nothing~~ Don't get me started on Flint's!!!
3. Zartan was the main focus of a villain here, and he doesn't even look like the real Zartan~~ Pfftt~~ Even a little tribute to his original look would be nice..like..about 30 seconds of his showtime? :(

My dear Fluffies, you'd do exceptionally well without the 3D experience. Trust me~ 2D is enough and it's not like Channing Tatum's abs just pop right out of the screen too… tsk..tsk..tsk…~~ Yes ladies, I know that's what you're thinking!

Keep your heads stuffed~!!

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