Goat Simulator

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Goat Simulator

In the world of useless games, I have finally found another one! There has been a lot of words for this game, so we decided to check it out.

Goat Simulator by Swedish indie game developer Coffee Stain Studios, is a goat simulator with random quests. You are a goat and you complete quests that consist of doing tricks, scaring people, wreaking havoc and among many others.

Part of Goat Simulator's charm is the fact that the game is broken. You dive into that game with no expectations at all but for for being a goat. The head just loops around your body, the movement is quite limited or even a bit stupid. Part of the charm again, I say. Sigh. I don't have to go into details on the "weird" stuff that you'll see. Just check out the gameplay video below.

Before you haters get a wind of forums to and start blasting bad reviews, remember this. Goat Simulator is the result of the programming tinkering and playing with their programming stuff. This is not a big announcement of their main title or something that comes from the genius of their programmers. No. This is a game made because they just wanted to have some fun. Live with it. And to ease your narrow minds and petty troubles, here is Coffee Stain Studios' disclaimer.

Goat Simulator is a completely stupid game and, to be honest, you should probably spend your money on something else, such as a hula hoop, a pile of bricks, or maybe pool your money together with your friends and buy a real goat.

If you want to give it a shot, you can get the game via Steam. Then tell us, what you discover or feel about Goat Simulator.

Keep your heads stuffed!

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